Socket Error when accessing Collabora

ok, so I created a base ubuntu container hooked up to the docker network and ran:

wget office:9980/lool

Which results in:

--2017-10-27 12:32:29--  http://office:9980/lool
Resolving office (office)... 172.18.0.9
Connecting to office (office)|172.18.0.9|:9980... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... No data received.
Retrying.

At the same time, I got the familiar output in the CODE logs:

office    | wsd-00027-00036 12:46:19.371693 [ websrv_poll ] ERR  Socket #21 SSL BIO error: error:1407609C:SSL routines:SSL23_GET_CLIENT_HELLO:http request (errno: Success)| ./net/SslSocket.hpp:273
office    | wsd-00027-00036 12:46:19.371772 [ websrv_poll ] ERR  Error while handling poll for socket #21 in websrv_poll: error:1407609C:SSL routines:SSL23_GET_CLIENT_HELLO:http request| ./net/Socket.hpp:474

I get the same thing trying to access:

office:9980/lool/adminws